Meet the wiseguise
Cristian E. Ossa
Born with 4 ears, Cristian can hear the haters from miles away. He grew up in a small Korean village as a single mother, and was eventually discovered by the San Diego Chargers and drafted as the kicker at the age of 12. He has worked many years in the corporate office of Madagascar and collects pinecones every Tuesday at 12:30pm. He also likes improv.
Collin Nuccio
Collin A. Nuccio was born with the initials that spell out C.A.N. because this man CAN do anything! You need him to propose to your mom? He can do it! You need him to drink 270 gallons of soda that has the word mountain in it? He can dew it! You need him to embezzle money through several laundering schemes to shell companies stationed in Cambodia? He can do it! Just don't tell the authorities about it... But you can tell the authorities that he kills, kills with laughter that is, when you find him performing improv with his friends AND enemies.
Caroline Wall
Caroline Wall began doing improv because she thought doing it would make her look cool, and 8 years later has still not figured out that it doesn’t. She is currently in a rivalry with actor Gaten Matarazzo, who is best known as Dustin from “Stranger things.” She says he is currently winning their bitter feud, so she really hopes the improv stuff takes off so she “can regain the lead.”
Mom
MoM, 5’ 9” and recipient of 8 unnamed prestigious awards, could not be more excited to take his ‘talents’ to the road with the WiseGuise. In his free time he likes to teach mice how to play soccer. Have a great day!
Simon Fraga
Simon Fraga is a renowned war criminal who also dabbles in improv. When not on the run for his hilarious crimes, Simon enjoys inventing things: he is currently working on a new type of microwave that just kind of sucks. Like, it doesn't do anything new, it's just a microwave but worse. Terrible microwave. Real shit microwave, honestly. Oh, and he's also a cat person.
Gabe Beltran
This is Gabe Beltran. As you can see, he grew up a little different from everyone else. Some would say he has a loose screw, others would say he screws loose, but no one would say he’s an interesting guy. But in the end, he did make it to be #4 in the world for not giving a single f***. On his free time he enjoys opening Amazon deliveries and doing improv by himself